Baby Mama Drama

I have to say that this is not one of my proudest stories, but I do feel like it must be told. I feel compelled to tell you about a cage fighter I met at a casino. I instantly found him attractive from across the room. So we made eye contact, and eventually he came over to meet me. He seemed relatively normal, and I really just wanted to make out with him. It had been a while since I had had ANY male contact. The last time was sadly that weatherman from Illinois who jammed his tongue down my throat.


This cage fighter mentioned that he didn't have a phone at the present time, this should have been a red flag right away. However, I let my attraction take over my good senses. He took my number and said that he would call me sometime. Well the next day he called me from someone else's phone, and we talked about meeting. He told me that he would call me again another time. Well this happened a couple of times, and finally we arranged a meeting. We met at a bar, we talked, and I had to be somewhere so I left, unfortunately with nothing to show for it.


Later in the week, he called and I missed it. He had left me a message telling me to call him back when I could. Well it wasn't until the next day that I could return the call. When I finally DID call him back, a woman answered the phone. I told her who I was calling for, and she asked who I was. I told her, and she FREAKED out. She started screaming at me and I couldn't even make out half of what she was saying. I hung up on her, and of course this crazy woman started calling my number over and over and over again. Turns out she was his baby mama!!! This idiot of a man had called me from his baby mama's phone! That's not the worst of it, cage fighter called me and tried to reprimand me for calling that number! I couldn't believe he was trying to blame whatever trouble I had gotten him into, on me. Needless to say, that was the end of that. This is what I learned....


Man Rule #2
 These days the only time it is ok not to have a phone of your own, is as a toddler, and the only reason for that, is because you wouldn't know which end of the phone  was good to chew on.
AND furthermore, if you are going to try to hide a baby mama, you shouldn't use her phone to make calls to some girl you want to get with!


Lady Rule #2
Women: If some man in his twenties doesn't have a phone of his own, just don't go there, it isn't worth it. In my own case, I didn't even get to make out with the studly cage fighter!